“SOME MAY NEVER LIVE, BUT THE CRAZY NEVER DIE.”

HELLO TO ALL THE PRONOUNS
INTENSE AF RESTRUCTURING IN PROGRESS
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT AND LOVE

LOVE & ROCKETS,
DAN “THE DERANGED” H.

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